Victoria's Secret

Today I received an email notifying me that it's the last day for free shipping for VS. I haven't actually bought anything from there in a few years because despite VS's best attempts at making women feel like they'll look like models wearing barely there lacey undergarments, I would like to cover up more than less of my not so VS parts. I give those girls a lot of credit. At my thinnest, after much working out, I consider myself to look like a fit person, but not a freak of nature like these girls. I have to believe they engage in starving and purging. Granted, I'm sure several people actually have the natural genes, but I believe the majority nearly kill themselves to have those smokin' bods. Thus, I am not exactly jealous of their body, but more of their self control. As a self proclaimed food addict, most of my VS parts will never see the light of day. Oh well. Thanks for sending my "discount offer" VS, but my days of purchases are behind me.